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From roadcrossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a. N emesis is a sternly serious book with only a few moments of humor. Hanukah quizzesmatzo ball humora real kosher treat. To prepare for this competition my wife, two sons, and i spent over six months reading every jewish joke book we could find, including many now outofprint, to cull only the very best jewish jokes for the game. The book includes an appendix of terms for those who need to brush up on their kvetching.
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Some of the jokes are a bit offcolor, such as what brocheh does one say before taking viagra. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading oy. Quintessentially a jewish joke jokes about standing up to life when you can, taking it when you cant. My wife jewish enjoys most of the jokes in this book. So glad to be discussing jeremy daubers jewish comedy.
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